I have a friend, she's been a good friend of
mine for some time says she has a friend who's
falling for me she likes the way I rhyme
my word and in the end my best friend says she
wants a piece of me too...

I have a friend, he says he's a friend of
mine for some time says his girlfriend has a thign for me
and they'd like to work me in the end
he said he'd like to know if I think about her too
what am I to do with my sweet and sour bushes?
Strike.

I have a friend, he's much older than me
and he's still kicking says he has a friend on the
floor above she's a widow in doubt and
headed for her end she said she's like a young
man with energy for two
what am i to do with my sweet and sour bushes?
Strike... they just want their buttons pushed.

I had a friend, she'd been a friend since childhood
said she wouldn't beg for my love to come around her true
and in the end I couldn't have saved her anyway
strike my sweet and sour bushes

Strik